Jessica Alba Nude...

... is not here. I don't have any pictures of Jessica Alba naked. I don't have any pictures of Jessica Alba in a bikini. And I don't have any pictures of Jessica Alba in a thong. Stop asking. If I did have pictures of Jessica Alba naked, in a bikini, or in a thong, I certainly wouldn't share them with you. In fact I'm quite sure Jessica Alba has never even been naked at any time in her life. She was born fully clothed in a snowsuit. She never wears bikinis - she wears a burlap sack to the beach. I know for a fact that Jessica Alba does not even know what a thong is.

Stop asking. Now here's a picture of Jessica Alba showing off her camel-toe:

Link: jessicaalbaweb.com

6/21/2006 : permalink
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