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The Urban Ninja

This guy is amazing. Combining parkour, gymnastics and martial arts, this "Ninja for Hire" is incredible to watch. Watch it. Now. What are you waiting for? Come on. You know you wanna.

6/21/2006 : permalink : comments

Jessica Alba Nude...

... is not here. I don't have any pictures of Jessica Alba naked. I don't have any pictures of Jessica Alba in a bikini. And I don't have any pictures of Jessica Alba in a thong. Stop asking. If I did have pictures of Jessica Alba naked, in a bikini, or in a thong, I certainly wouldn't share them with you. In fact I'm quite sure Jessica Alba has never even been naked at any time in her life. She was born fully clothed in a snowsuit. She never wears bikinis - she wears a burlap sack to the beach. I know for a fact that Jessica Alba does not even know what a thong is.

Stop asking. Now here's a picture of Jessica Alba showing off her camel-toe:

6/21/2006 : permalink : comments

Her cup size must be World Cup.

So apparently there's this event going on right now, something to do with some kind of game in which grown men kick around a little ball on a field, and bajillions of people go crazy. And apparently this game in no way whatsoever involves beautiful women in a state of undress. And yet here they are.

6/21/2006 : permalink : comments

100 Awesome Music Videos

Just because they're on YouTube doesn't mean they suck. Indeed, these are some of the best music vids from the golden age of music vids. Sadly, Duran Duran's Girls on Film didn't make the cut.

6/20/2006 : permalink : comments

U.S. Activates Missile Defense System

"The United States has activated its new ground-based interceptor missile defense system in response to a possible North Korean missile test, according to a published report."

Should we be afraid yet? Or should we just see it as a good opportunity to test the defence system?

6/20/2006 : permalink : comments

Xtreme Hang-Gliding. How Cool Is This?

What do you do when you need to invade an enemy territory without putting your aircraft in danger? You get your soldiers to fly in by themselves, that's what, no plane required. This ain't your dad's hang-glider though. These strap-on personal-sized stealth wings let troops glide over a hundred miles, at speeds over 200 mph, finally popping their parachutes at only around 1000 feet or so.  Hey, where are all those flying cars they promised would be here by now back in the 50s?

6/6/2006 : permalink : comments

Bendito Machine

This animated short is very clever. Very artsy. Very stylish. Great audio effects. But WTF???

6/6/2006 : permalink : comments

Funny Shaver Promo

Let's just say life has gotten pretty darn cozy.

6/6/2006 : permalink : comments

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